Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Sunday, June 24, 2012
I was at the bar with my girls when a guy came up to me, told me I had a beautiful smile and asked me if I want to go home and cuddle with him. I smiled and said no and he proceeded to try to give me a kiss. I don't think I've ever ran so fast in my life.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
I was on the campus connector when this weird guy came by me and sat next to me on the bus. He smelled like fish and had really greasy hair. After a couple minutes, he started to talk to me. He got out his phone and asked me for my number, but I told him that I have a boyfriend. Then he said, "no worries" and asked if he could take a picture of me because I was the most beautiful girl that he had ever seen. I hesitated at first, but said sure. He got out his phone and tried to take a picture of my boobs. I have never been so relieved to get off a bus in my life.
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
I was at home eating when this guy comes up to my door and he asked if he could use my phone. I told him sure and I went into the other room with my roommate. When I came back to get my phone, the guy was half naked, standing just in his boxers and asking me if I though he was hot. I screamed from my roommate to come here. Once my roommate came into the room, he kicked the weird guy out without his clothes and then threw his things out of the window.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
I was eating at Atwood and this random guy comes up to me and tells me that he knows the kid that broke into Pizza Hut. I told him that was nice and then he asked me if I wanted him to throw some marinara sauce on me and have him lick it off.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
I was riding on the campus bus and it was packed as usual. It was a bumpy ride and the girl that was behind me kept touching on my butt. The first couple times I figured it was because it was packed, but after a while she kept doing it so I turned and told her to please stop touching my butt. Later that day, I find a note in my pocket that was from her. It said that she had been watching me on the bus for the past couple weeks and she thought that I was really hot, but she did not know how to approach me...so she felt me on my butt and stuck her number in.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
I was in Walter Library studying when this guy came down at sat across from me. I was there about 30 mins before I had to go to class and the whole time, the weird guy kept staring at me weird. When I got up to leave, I saw that on his computer was my twitter page and he had been looking through my tweets and pictures the whole time that I was across from him. To top it off, he had his left hand down his pants the entire time...
Monday, February 21, 2011
I was at the rec working out when this girl sits down next to me while I was doing abs. The whole time that I was doing my workout, she was causally working out while looking at me. After a few moments of her stares, I asked her if I could help her with something. She told me no and that she just wanted to see if my abs looked as good in person as they do on facebook. I realized that we were not friends on facebook so I showed her my abs and then I left.